Titles I really want to write books for

I write to titles. Concepts just hit me and BANG! I have a story.

How about:

The DUKE WILL NOT DINE.

THE LADY REFUSED.

Regencies, no doubt.

ROCK THE CASBAH. Contemporary romance starring...um...a burnt out rock singer.

LIGHT MY FIRE. Contemporary romance starring a firefighter.

FIX ME UP. The plumber. The plumber.

More funny, a crazy romance: SNAP ON TOOLS. BDSM, natch. A handy man and his gal.

The couple above?

SCRUMPTIOUS stuff, just in case you are not into titles like I am and need a fresh bit of yum yum this a.m.