I do!
How really good will Santa be to you this
holiday?
Will he put a man in your stocking?
Or…um…in your panties?
Will he be the right
man?
(Please, God, let him be kind, smart, buff and OH.
SO. HOT!)
SANTA, CUTIE is all about the gifts we ask for and the ones we
receive. Susanna Corrigan asks Santa Claus to make her
holiday merry with the right man, if only for one night.
When she arrives in (yes) Alaska for
her rendezvous, she waits nervously for the man she requested to
show.
When he does, she is astonished that for once in
her life, she gets the Nice Package of a handsome outside, and a Sweet Package
of a caring man on the inside!
If you need a little pick me up this Christmas,
try SANTA, CUTIE…and ask him to hurry down your chimney tonight!
Think of all the joys you’ve missed…
Think of all the fellas that you haven’t kissed.
Next year will be so cool…
And I won’t be a lover’s fool.
So Santa, Baby, hurry down my chimney tonight!
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